Kakashi vs anyone

*waits with itachi's mangekyou in 1 eye and kakashi's in the other and a bone sword in my hand*

I fight you?

sure, u go first

Ok...

*activates Sharingan*

*throws 3 kunai at you*

*yells* After, can you teach me shadow kunai/shuriken please?

*yells back* sure

*the kunai appear to go through me and i appear behind you with a kunai held to you neck*

*ducks and sweep kicks behind me*

*i jump hit you with my bone swrod, turn on my byukugan and hit u twuce with gentle fist, then turn my sharingan back on*

*dodges left and gets a shallow cut from bone sword and then uses 1 hand to push away the gentle fist attacks from the wrist then uses other hand and uppercuts*

*i get hit but bounce of me feet and use dance of the clematis on you, turn on my byakugan and get in a stance* 8 trigrams 128 palms!!

*gets hit by dance of clematis but focuses heavy layer of chakra all around body which should reduce the damage done by 128 palms*

*after uses a weak grand Uchiha fireball (blocked it a bit from layer of chakra but you're stronger so i can't completely nullify it) at point blank range*

hmmmmmmm, well if i hit one of my next targets...........your defences will be completly disabled and if i hit all of them...........well youll probally die, so i wont hit all of them *the fireball is blocked by metal sand and i appear infront of you again* 8 Trigrams 8 Gates Assult *i hit 7 of your gates - opening, rest, life,pain,closeing,joy and shock*

*slowed from 128 palms only dodges 3*

Dammit...

hmmmmm, now this fight is over.......dance of the carmelia *i pull a bone out of my arm and slice your leg then i put the bone back and use gentle fists on your chest*

Ughhh...

*stuggles to keep consious*

*last thought before passing out is "Man I keep getting into fights what I can't win..."*

*whispers srry* *i catch you and take you to the hospital*